|  LuridHope | May 1, 5:08pm | | As he reached into shallow depths, the oily leathery folds encased his fingers. |
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Sponsor |  yetikeeper | May 1, 5:12pm | 1: You never fuck with a man who keeps all his demons on display.
2: I was never Joe Camel.
3: They gave me a minute to come up with an excuse for what what was wrong with the world - too much time for a one word answer.
4: VF slowly unfolded his silk komono.
5: I remembered the night I was banned from the SOC ... and how I made them all pay for their licentiousness.
6: The yeti had only just began to chow down on the carcass of the smartass who disrespected me in the forum last night.
7: All I asked for was world peace and they handed me a recycled pamphlet.
8: As I oiled my way down the greased lightning bolt I breathed a sigh of relief above the crackling of the forked illuminance.
9: Making love to eight women a night is not all it is cracked up to be.
10: Forever and a day I came up with nonsense; oh!, and hyperbole. |
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| | LuridHope | May 1, 5:32pm | | Bobble, Trinket, and Knick-Knack were friends. |
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Sponsor | | peasofgreen | May 1, 6:55pm | Blood and cupcakes don't mix.
I never thought I'd like the taste of insects.
There she was, all made up and perfectly mute. |
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|  npftm | May 2, 6:42pm | | As I entered the church, the voices intensified. My grip on the shotgun tightened and I began to make owl noises in anticipation. |
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|  freaknoid | May 3, 7:37am | If you are finished throwing up at the sight of my naked body can we have sex now?
... you really can't beat... "Blood and cupcakes don't mix". |
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Sponsor | | MJ-Brutus | May 3, 7:52am | | I am such a gift to you, because reading about me is going to change your life. |
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Sponsor | | peasofgreen | May 3, 7:58am | 6: why thank you.. i'm honored.
I could hear the wolves crunching bones and ripping flesh and I thought..mmm..fried chicken. |
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| | cooltopten | May 5, 4:35pm | She always Looked better when she was disinfected , on her knees and eager to Please.
Now Come sweet Slumber enshroud me in thy purple cloak. |
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