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|  nextword | Apr 30, 8:54am | | How does it happen? |
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|  npftm | May 2, 6:54pm | Easy. You will need:
Left eye of bigoted newt
6 guzzards of powdered unicorn hoof
3 large bottles of TCP
Mix ingredients whilst steadily chanting (any chant will suffice) before stripping naked and smearing yourself with the resulting mixture. Find your desired publishing house and enter the building whilst taking utmost care to evade security. Locate a bewildered editor (any editor will suffice) and repeat your special chant from earlier.
I hope this helps; it is marginally better than supplying sexual favours to grizzly and/or wizened agents. |
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